Godspeed you Salesman

Today a lanky, bearded, white man carrying a Bible stopped me in the mall and asked me if I kept my business options open for "how I earn cash aside from my full-time job." I politely told him that I was not currently seeking any business opportunities to which he replied "well I just though I'd ask. You look like a striking young man." If I'd had more time I would have carried on with him just to find out how exactly I could get rich from bible dude.