Une vieille chanson, mais une bonne chanson

My international readers have complained about the recent Americanization of this here blog, so I now attempt to appease the homeland with this reworking of a popular folk song:

Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques
Dons ton cul, Dons ton cul
Il n'est pas un giraffe
Il n'est pas un giraffe
Elle est morte
Elle est morte

Also, I used to have a crush on my Lebanese born French instructor from university, Jean Pierre. He was so dreamy - I think I want to have his baby!