I've been meaning to post about this for some time now. There is a market research company at Southdale that does customer surveys for various consumer products. Most of the time the clients are the usual, mundane type You know; contact lens solutions, soaps, new energy bars and the like. I know too much about this business because the manager employs ALL of the Southdale mall rats. And they all hang out in the smoking lounge, which I visit approximately once every 10 minutes during my work day.
Yesterday, said mall rats were discussing a new survey. The Product? One battery powered, vibrating cock ring. Yes that's right. Unsuspecting window shoppers at Southdale mall are being asked to take home a cock ring, try it out with a consenting partner, and then return to the mall to answer a detailed questionnaire about the product. So if you are looking for a free cock ring, head to Southdale. Naturally, we just need you to sign here, here, here...here, here... here, here, here, and here before we can allow you to take part in the survey.
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What are the odds all those shoppers will have a pet rooster at home?
Okay. I'm going to Germany in three hours!
Coc-a-doodle-doo
Hope GerMANy treats you well.
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