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People around the world are shrugging their shoulders in apathy upon hearing the news that former 'N SYNC star Lance Bass is gay. Bass, the former bass singer for the American pop music band 'N SYNC, told the shocking truth to a handful of uninterested reporters eating breakfast at Dennys in Palo Alto, CA. One reporter on the scene was quoted "That's great kiddo, I'll have the Grand Slam; Eggs over easy, wheat toast,and bacon. Oh, and a glass of orange juice." Bass's employment could not be verified at the time this story went to print.

For more on this story, we turn to PoE Special correspondent, Odessa Goodwyn.

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