Thursday, April 13, 2006

Girls Girls Girls

The Assistant Store Manager (ASM) at my store recently asked me to help her remove some, erm unsolicited, emails from her inbox at work. JCP typically has a pretty decent spam block in effect at all times, but lately I've noticed a few strange emails slipping through the cracks -- mostly from old listservs that are no longer utilized regularly.

But this was something else entirely. Because we advertise on Monster, the email addresses of the requisition contacts are vulnerable to spam. Sarah's poor inbox was filled with offers for Crazy Naked Chicks, Big Bottom Girls -Doggy Style, Russian Gay Porn, and the like.

Of course, there is little help I can provide to remedy the situation, but I sat at her computer and fiddled around for a while because I thought it was funny. Sarah can actually be a pretty dirty-minded individual, but you'd never know it from her demeanor at work. Because I have a more relaxed relationship with her than you might expect, I know of her occasional filthiness and got a kick of imagining her surfing the web for raunch at the office. After thoroughly examining the pornographic offers, I declared my services useless and walked away.

And then I found $5.

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