Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Happy V-L day

Here's one of my favorite terrible jokes:

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says "Hey pirate! Do you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate replies "Arrrgh, its driving me' nuts!"


Apologies.
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2 comments:

  1. Anonymous15.2.06

    Who likes your joke and has two thumbs? This guy.

    Are you going to post the SW corner pics or what?

    By the way, how much change did the quarterback get?

    A quarter.

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  2. MCMCMCLY15.2.06

    A guy walks into a psychiatrists office and says "Doc, you gotta help me. I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a Wigwan (etc)"

    The doctor says "Hold on a second, you're too tense."

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